Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The Man in the Mac said:
"You gotta go back
you know they didn't even give us a chance"
Christ you know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
the way things are going
they're gonna crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris
honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say:
"You can make it OK
you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain"
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
talking in our beds for a week
the newspapers said:
"What're you doing in bed
I said we're only trying to get us some peace"
Saving all your money for a rainy day
giving all your clothes to charity
last night the wife said:
"Oh boy when you're death
You don't take nothing with you but your soul
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
eating chocolate cake in a beg
the newspaper said:
"She's gone to his head
they look just like two gurus in drag"
Caught the early plane back to London
fifty acoms tied a sack
the men from the press say:
"We wish you success
it's good to have the both of you back"