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Paperback writer.
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Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book
it took me years to write will you take a look
based on a novel by a man named Lear
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and I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer
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paperback writer.
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
and his clinging wife doesn't understand
his son is working for the Daily Mail
it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer
paperback writer.
It's a thousand pages give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer
paperback writer.
If you really like it you can have the rights
it could make a million for you overnight
if you must return it you can send it here
but I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer
paperback writer.